Sunday, October 7, 2018

Saturday morning chores

MY FANTASY:
to be punished for sleeping in on a morning when there are chores to be done.
  

POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appears in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy.  I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish.  You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly tell him what I want.
POOF!
Wife was annoyed that I slept late when there was housework to be done.
Once I got out of bed, she had me strip for a paddling...
then assigned chores...and gave me paddle swats in between each chore.































All done, she sent me to the corner, to stand, and I sniffled, rubbing my sore bottom.
I closed my eyes and
Poof! I was home.

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