My wife and I visit Aunt Milly, who has demerit books she kept on me, when I stayed with her, years ago
POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appears in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy. I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish. You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly tell him what I want.
POOF!
We returned home, arrived early afternoon.
By evening, Laura said, "So, I've been keeping a demerits book on you."
"What a surprise," I muttered.
"For today..." she opened her book, and read about some stupid minor things or other...
"Now for punishment..."
"Um..."
"Strip and get on the bench."
I did, and she got out a big paddle,
and smacked my bottom
"Go to the corner," she said.
I went, as she added, "Punishment given, 28 swats with Big Paddle."
to be continued in DEMERIT BOOKS 7
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