My fantasy: to have a wife who gives me weekly discipline in various and strict ways.
And
POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appeared in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy. I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish. You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly told him what I wanted.
POOF!
I appeared before my wife, who told me to strip and bend over the chair.
She produced her big paddle and
After fifty hard swats, she said, "Had enough yet?"
With a smart mouth, I said, "Enough? I wasn't aware you had started yet."
"Oh yeah?' She said. "Get in the corner, there, FDAU!"
I went and she followed me and
I moaned "Ow please dear" at each hard swat.
After a hundred swats, she asked, "NOW have you had enough?"
"Yes, dear, I really have," I said, tearfully.
"Get up here, and give me a hug."
I did so and closed my eyes.
Poof!
I was home again.
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