xxSpecial Edition COUNTING DOWN FROM TWELVE

My fantasy: to be subjected to a long spanking session featuring "Counting down from Twelve"

POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appears in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy.  I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish.  You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly tell him what I want.
POOF!

Wife says, "It's time to give a special spanking session. You'll figure out the rules as we go along. Let's go to the special room."
She meant, where we keep the spanking bench.
"Strip and get on the bench."
"Naked?"
"That IS the rule, yes."
And so 

I watched warily as she pulled out 12 implements and lay them across the bed, as I got on the bench.

She said, "I will begin with twelve smacks of the Double Leather Slapper-paddle."

After the dozen, she said, "Now get up, and get into the corner there for twelve minutes."
I got up and stood.

(12 swats so far)
A timer on her phone chirped.
"Time's up," she said, "Get back on the bench."
Then:
"Now, twelve with the Stiff Leather Paddle..."

"AND eleven with the Double Leather slapper."
 .....
(23 swats this time)
"Now, to the corner, for twelve minutes."
I went and stood.


The timer on her phone chirped.
"On the bench!" she said.
"Now,  twelve with the Heavy Brown Paddle..."

"AND eleven with the Stiff Leather Paddle...."

"AND ten with the Double Leather Slapper..."
(33 swats this set)

"Now, get back in the corner." 

The timer chirped...
"On the bench!" she said.
"Now, twelve with the Bamboo Cane..."

"AND eleven with the Heavy Brown Paddle...."

"AND ten with the Stiff Leather Paddle..."

"And nine with the Double Leather Slapper...."

(42 swats, this set)

"AND, get back in the corner."

The timer chirped.
"On the bench!"
"Now, twelve with the Zombie Killer..."

"AND eleven with the Bamboo cane..."

"AND ten with the Heavy brown paddle..."

"AND nine with the Stiff Leather Paddle..."

"AND eight with the Double Leather Slapper..."

(50 swats, this set)

"AND, back in the corner."

The timer chirped.
"On the bench!"
"Now, twelve with Big Red..."

"AND eleven with the Zombie Killer..."

"AND ten with the Cane..."

"AND nine with Heavy Brown..."

"AND eight with the Stiff Leather..."

"AND seven with the Double Leather..."

(57 swats, this set)

"AND, back in the corner."

The timer chirped.
"Back on the bench!"
"Now, twelve with the Skinny Tan Stinger..."

"AND, eleven with Big Red..."

"AND, ten with the Zombie Killer"

"AND, nine with the Cane..."
"AND, eight with Heavy Brown..."

"AND, seven with Stiff Leather..."

"AND, six with the Double Leather."

(63 swats, this set)

"Back in the corner."

Beep beep!
"On the bench!"
"NOW, twelve with the Big Heavy Paddle..."

"AND, eleven with the Stinger..."

"AND, ten with Big Red..."

"AND, nine with the Zombie Killer..."

"AND, eight with the Cane..."

"AND, seven with Heavy Brown..."

"AND, six with Stiff Leather..."

"AND, five with the Double Leather...."

(68 swats, this set)

"Back to the corner!"

BEEP BEEP!
"On the bench!"
"Now, twelve with the Medium Tan paddle..."

"AND, eleven with Big Heavy..."

"AND, ten with the Stinger"

"AND, nine with Big Red..."

"AND, eight with the Zombie Killer..."

"AND, seven with the Cane..."

"AND,  six with Heavy Brown...'

"AND, five with Stiff Leather..."

"AND, four with Double Leather..."

(67 swats, this set)

"AND, get back in the corner."

BEEP BEEP
"ON the bench!"
"Now, twelve with the Leather Strapper..."

"AND, eleven with Medium Tan..."

"AND, ten with Big Heavy..."

"AND, nine with the Stinger..."

"AND, eight with Big Red..."

"AND, seven with the Zombie Killer..."

"AND, six with the Cane...."

"AND, five with Heavy Brown..."

"AND, four with Stiff Leather..."

"AND, three with Double Leather."

(71 swats, this set)

"AND back in the corner.  I'm increasing the time to twenty minutes to give my arm a rest."

Beep BEEP!

"On the bench!"
"Now, twelve with the Tawse..."

"AND, eleven with the Slapper...'

"AND, ten with Medium Tan..."

"AND, nine with Big Heavy..."

"AND, eight with the Stinger..."

"AND, seven with Big Red..."

"AND, six with the Zombie Killer..."

"AND, five with the Cane..."

"AND, four with Heavy Brown..."

"AND, three with Stiff Leather..."

"AND, two with Double Leather..."

(73 swats, this set)

"Now, back to the corner."

Beep BEEP!
"ON the bench!"
"Now, twelve with the Pizza Paddle...."

"AND, eleven with the Tawse..."

"AND, ten with the Slapper..."

"AND, nine with Medium Tan...'

"AND, eight with Big Heavy..."

"AND, seven with the Stinger..."

"AND, six with Big Red..."

"AND, five with the Zombie Killer..."

"AND, four with the Cane..."

"AND, three with Heavy Brown..."

"AND, two with Stiff Leather..."

"AND, one final swat with the Double Leather..."

(74 swats, this set)

"Now let's take a look at your backside..."

"Now, go stand in the corner, until you hear the timer chirp. 

"And, I am going to go lay down and rest my arm. This was hard work!" 

I stood in the corner, sniffling.  

I closed my eyes and 

Poof!
I was home.
(And, more than just a little happy that this was JUST a fantasy.)