My fantasy: to have a wife who applies weekly discipline in strict ways ... such as with a carpet beater
and
POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appeared in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy. I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish. You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly told him what I wanted.
POOF!
I appeared before my wife, who told me to strip naked and get over the pillows on the couch and
She stopped, and when my sobs died down, she said, "Get up, and give me a hug."
I did so, and closed my eyes and
Poof!
I was home again.
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