My wife and I visit Aunt Milly, who has demerit books she kept on me, when I stayed with her, years ago
POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appears in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy. I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish. You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly tell him what I want.
POOF!
Sometime after dinner, Laura said, "Let's hear more from your Demerit Book, please."
I groaned.
Aunt Milly ignored it, and opened to a random page:
"November 10: blah blah this, blah blah that, and I was cleaning his room, and found porn magazines under the mattress."
"Oh ...well, whatever did you do?"
Aunt Milly smiled, and looked at me, and said, "Go to the bedroom, get naked, and bend over the edge of the bed."
I went and got ready.
They came in.
Aunt Milly picked up her big Spencer Paddle and
"Punishment given:" Aunt Milly read, "Thirty paddle swats. Okay, let's go."
They left the room.
After a bit, I got up and dressed and joined them.
To be continued in "DEMERIT BOOKS 4'
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