POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appears in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy. I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish. You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly tell him what I want.
POOF!
I married a British woman, Emma, who was some ten years older than me. I moved into her house, then we went on a weeks' honeymoon and returned on a Friday night, with the weekend before we had to go back to work.
Up Saturday morning ...
and she approached me with an angry look on her face and
said, "You left the toilet seat up!"
I said, "Oh ..sorry ... you know, I'm used to leaving alone...so, sorry."
"I don't accept excuses. In my experience, men learn from one thing and one thing only."
She stepped away and returned with a cane.
"STRIP NAKED and bend over that stool."
A bit surprised, but in awe of her command, I stripped and bent over.
She began striking my bottom, taking her time
in between hard strokes
"Now stand up and get in that corner," she said.
I went and I stood, for over an hour, until she said I could turn around.
to be continued in "Emma and her Cane 2"
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