My wife and I visit Aunt Milly, who has demerit books she kept on me, when I stayed with her, years ago
POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appears in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy. I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish. You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly tell him what I want.
POOF!
Just about bedtime.
Laura said, "How about one more reading from your book?"
I frowned and wiggled in my chair.
Aunt Milly said,"Okay ... November 11, left toilet seat up in the morning, didn't make his bed before leaving, forgot to take his shoes off entering the house, got smart with me when I asked about his homework, got smart with me when I told him to turn off the t.v. and come to the dinner table.."
"And?" said Cindy, smiling.
Aunt Milly looked at me, and said, "Go to the bedroom, strip naked, get on the bed, face down, hips over pillows."
I slowly got up and went and got ready.
They came in, with Aunt Milly carrying the rug beater.
She began swatting my bottom with it ...
She stopped and said, "Punishment given: 25 swats with rug beater. And with THAT, I'm going to bed. See you in the morning."
I moaned, and Laura chuckled. "This is so much fun. I'm DEF keeping a demerits book on you, when we get home."
I moaned.
To be continued in Demerit Books 5
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