My fantasy: A bare bottom strapping at bed time.
POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appeared in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy. I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish. You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly told him what I wanted.
POOF!
I appeared in the living room, dressed for bed, in t-shirt and boxer briefs.
My wife said, "Before you go to bed...go to the bedroom, pile up some pillows on the edge of the bed, and bend over the pile."
I went to the bedroom, and bent over.
She came in and
starting with the strap on the seat of my briefs
Then she took the briefs down and continued
Then she switched to a heavier strap
Then she switched to a long-handled spoon-paddle.
She stopped and said, "NOW you can go to bed."
Sniffling, I rearranged the pillows and laid down and closed my eyes.
and
Poof!
I was home again.
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