##167 late getting home with dinner guests waiting gets me a strapping in the bedroom

My fantasy: I arrive home, late, with dinner guests waiting, and I forgot to call ahead.

POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appears in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy.  I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish.  You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly tell him what I want.
POOF!

I was late getting home from work. I didn't call, my phone was in my briefcase, and I forgot we had dinner guests.
They were waiting when I arrived.
I walked in.
Wife said, "Ah, there you are ... finally.  Join me in the bedroom for a quick chat."
I followed her, and she closed the door, and said, "Take down your pants and shorts, and bend over the chair."
I felt like I deserved this, and did as I was told, and 

She applied forty quick hard swats, and I did all I could to keep from crying out loudly in pain.
"Now, pull your pants up and let's go entertain our guests."
I did so, and before she opened the door, she said, "You're getting forty cane strokes after they leave."
"Yes, dear," I said, glumly.

Dressing, I closed my eyes.

Poof!
I was home.