POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appears in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy. I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish. You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly tell him what I want.
POOF!
Wife's nieces came to visit.
They were sitting in the living room, talking.
The subject of 'men' came up.
Specifically, boy friends.
Each of them spoke of trouble with their boy friends, how the boys simply would not behave, constantly mistreating them, being rude, etc.
Jan said, "Your husband is always so polite and well-behaved. How did you get so lucky?"
"Lucky?" said wife. "It's taken training and hard work. Allow me to demonstrate, how to get started."
She turned to look at me, and smiled softly. "Get undressed and bend over that chair."
I gulped, and did so.
She fetched a couple of her favorite paddles, and said, "Watch and learn, girls. And try some, if you like."
I moaned, and closed my eyes.
Poof!
I was home again.
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