My fantasy: to walk in the door from work, to be greeted by the wife, holding the cane ...
POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appeared in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy. I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish. You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly told him what I wanted.
POOF!
I came home from work.
Wife was standing there, holding the cane, a stern look on her face.
"Strip, and bend over the chair!" she said.
Quickly I complied.
After forty strokes, she said, "Now get up and go take a shower."
I stood up, and went.
She never did tell me the reason for this.
In the shower, I closed my eyes and
Poof!
I was home.
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