##166 How Wife wins an argument

My fantasy: Wife demonstrates how she wins an argument with me.

POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appears in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy.  I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish.  You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... you can say the words, "Teenie Genie, take me home" or if you fall asleep, you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly tell him what I want.
POOF!

cWife and I were having a discussion which turned into an argument, which invariable has only one outcome.
"Take off your shirt and pants, and get over the couch!"
I made a face and did as I was told.
She fetched her wooden paddle and 

I grunted and groaned as the paddle smacked my cotton covered bottom

and I moaned as she smacked even harder then she took my TW down and 

smacked my bare bottom for quite some time as I began sobbing. 
She stopped and said, "Now, what were we arguing about?"
"I'm sure it wasn't important," I said, sniffling.

I closed my eyes and

POOF!
I was home.